Dirty Minds

Dirty Minds
T A Williams

Tom, a widower and aspiring author (with a penchant for Hobnobs) is in need of a new start. Inspired by his therapist, the ‘Fifty Shades Phenomenon’, and his lack of literary success, he sets out to write an erotic novel – after all, how hard can it be?But as writing erotica proves a challenge for a man more unsure than hardcore, Tom finds himself enlisting the help of an eclectic group of co-authors. Brought together by their authorial ambitions and fondness for innuendo, their project becomes a collaboration that will change lives, open minds … and prompt the purchase of an unfortunate PVC catsuit.Praise for TA Williams'…a very funny story… If you want to read a story with a real plot, and characters that have that real feel to them, and still have some nice fluffiness on the pages of your read, you should definitely pick up Dirty Minds. It was a truly enjoyable read, and I can only recommend it!' - (un)Conventional Bookviews

Tom, a widower and aspiring author (with a penchant for Hobnobs) is in need of a new start. Inspired by his therapist, the ‘Fifty Shades Phenomenon’, and his lack of literary success, he sets out to write an erotic novel – after all, how hard can it be?

But as writing erotica proves a challenge for a man more unsure than hardcore, Tom finds himself enlisting the help of an eclectic group of co-authors. Brought together by their authorial ambitions and fondness for innuendo, their project becomes a collaboration that will change lives, open minds … and prompt the purchase of an unfortunate PVC catsuit.

Effortlessly witty and insightful, Dirty Minds is the story of seven writers, determined to make their mark on the publishing industry. Just as soon as they’ve finished their tea.

Dirty Minds

T. A. Williams

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E-book Edition © June 2013 ISBN: 9781472018182

Version date: 2018-07-23

T. A. WILLIAMS lives in Devon with his Italian wife. He lived and worked in Switzerland, France and Italy, before returning to run one of the best-known language schools in the UK. He has taught people from all over the world, among them Arab princes, Brazilian beauty queens and Italian billionaires. He speaks a number of languages and has travelled extensively. He has eaten snake, live fish, and alligator. A Spanish dog, a Russian bug and a Korean parasite have done their best to eat him in return. He has written historical novels, humorous books and thrillers. His hobby is long-distance cycling, but his passion is writing. You can follow him on Twitter, @TAWilliamsBooks or visit his website: www.tawilliamsbooks.com

I would like to thank Clio Cornish, for her belief in me as a writer and for her insightful suggestions. Thanks also to Alex Baker, who loves good grammar as much as Tom does.

To Mariangela and Christina

For their support

With love.

Contents

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Author Bio (#u21c140dc-b26d-5200-bb0a-da9bf61ded93)

Acknowledgements (#ud8bc9eb7-590f-5dfd-bdc0-06d1ab9806b6)

Dedication (#u2c704981-22c2-5b0f-8cca-4800382050a4)

Chapter One (#u98031c6e-c18f-52c9-9538-1e7765c638bc)

Chapter Two (#u2fe1dc86-a1c4-5359-a1dd-33c2128d9fd8)

Chapter Three (#u5cb4195e-59de-58e0-824a-db06481c2f56)

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Chapter Eleven (#ufd0849af-418b-5db4-bbf9-d39c25804e6e)

Chapter Twelve (#u14c6e7d6-cbc1-535a-bd0f-ac9287ddac14)

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